From now on...

Now that I am 25 and that yesterday turned out to be my best birthday ever, let's write out a few guidelines for the rest of my life (or at least until I turn 26).

-On the topic of health and personal care:

-I will shave more often (doh!)

-I will always try to have matching underwear AND matching fingers and toenails polish

-I will complete my dental reconstruction

-I will try to put on weight and eat for pleasure. Hopefully I'll get my big boobs back (watch out for competition, Leigh-Anne!)

-On the topic of career and literary production:

-I will write as soon as I get inspiration, and do not allow myself to lose wonderful ideas because I'm too lazy to pick up a pen

-I will complete a diploma in translation through evening classes (NB ask for a loan at the Co-Op...again)

-I will try to get along with my colleagues and pupils even if most of the time I only want to Xerox their head

-On the topic of relationships:

-I will be me, dress as I want, open my big mouth when it has to be open and make new friends (oh...and take them as they come)

-On the topic of MEN:

-Stop going out with girls: they like something that makes me happy...difference

-When the rest of the resolutions are well on their way (by September, probably), FIND A NICE BOYFRIEND:

-As usual, let fate guide me. One day, he'll just happen to be here in front of me...

-...but PLEASE let him:

-have an office job (steady money + suit)

-have a tiring office job (want a massage with your bubble bath, honey?)

-have no workplace canteen (you must be starving. More cheese cream on your tagliatelles, love?)

-love flirting, tickling, cuddling, leashes and blow jobs

-accept me for the artyholic that I am and have a time-consuming passion himself

-accept my difficult past and enjoy my open-mindedness towards the future

-have love handles (nobody's perfect)

Rendez-vous in one year! See what happens.